Alice Elsie Welch Collins: 1919-2018

April was also the month we lost my mother, Alice Elsie Welch Collins. She died April 15, 2018 at age 98.

Mom was born August 22, 1919 in Grand Parish, Louisiana, the tenth child of John Ira (John) and Ardella (Della) Waits Welch. She was living in Monticello, LA at the time of the disaster known as the Great Mississippi Flood of 1927. The river reached a width of sixty miles. Her father died in August 1933 when she was just fourteen. The family broke apart, and she moved to Memphis to live with relatives. That is where she met and eventually married my dad, Marion Collins, in 1937. With mom’s help, I published her story, My Journey, in 2009. To view a digital copy select the button below. In My Journey, she wrote the following:

We shared our home with many folks along the way and always made room for anyone needing a lift in life. The Lord gets the praise for the blessings he has given us…The Journey has been a long one and although we have had a few bumps along the way, we made it and now we are almost there.

She, like my dad, are greatly missed, but her journey did not end. It continues through her four children, thirteen grandchildren, many great grandchildren, nephews, nieces, and others whose life she touched.

Aunt Enie: April 21, 1920 - April 14, 2016

This post is especially for members of the Juris now part of LexisNexis. It was in this month in 2016 that we said goodbye to Earline Rogers, a.k.a. Aunt Enie.  Actually, she wasn’t legally my aunt; she was everybody’s aunt. She passed away at 97 on April 14, 2016.

 Aunt Enie was an honorary member of the Juris team complete with logo jacket and a Juris business card with the title Official Executive Guest Chef and Expert Biscuit Maker.  For years Aunt Enie and Lee Ann’s Herron’s mother prepared a Christmas time breakfast-lunch for the Juris home office team members—Country Ham, Grits, Eggs and Aunt Enie’s Biscuits—with all the fixings.  If you were one of those Juris team members, you remember those world famous biscuits.  She left behind her recipe so that that they can continue to be enjoyed by all:

I can’t possibly detail all the credits she accumulated during her life—here are just a just a few:
She was known for her unfailing smile. Everyone she met became a friend. She was widely traveled. As a senior citizen she was a government courier for top secret documents. In her seventies, she went Heli-hiking in mountain terrain. She entertained sick children as a clown. She loved bridge and often played at what he called her second home, the Women’s Club. She was at home anywhere with anyone, but she always retained a little air of country about her. She became a lady of means and a generous one. As one family member said, “Aunt Enie believed in keeping money circulating.” She did and she enjoyed it!

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Exploring Asheville is 2022's Winner of the Independent Press Awards

In creating Exploring Asheville—Its History, Attractions,Mysteries, Ghosts and Tall Tails mystery writer Tom Collins, departed from his usual genre to explore the Western North Carolina region and its principal city, Asheville–the city they call the Weirdest, Happiest, Quirkiest, and Most Haunted Place in America.

Independent Press Awards, also known as IPPY Awards, typically reviews over 5000 entries annually from which one winner is selected in each literary category. For more information see the Press Release announcing the selection of Exploring Asheville—Its History, Attractions, Mysteries, Ghosts, and Tall Tales as the 2022 winner.

The 270 page book distributed by Ingram Content Group is available through independent bookstores as well as Amazon, Barnes & Noble and other online sources for $19.95 and is available in digital eBook format for $4.99.

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Malaprops

Malaprop’s is one of the independent bookstores stocking my book, Exploring Asheville. The bookstore is in downtown Asheville, North Carolina. The town itself is considered the Weirdest, Happiest, Quirkiest, Place in America. And so it is, that it would have at its heart a bookstore with such an inappropriate name.  “Malaprop” basically means to use of language inappropriately--the most common example being to use a wrong, but similar sounding, word in a sentence.

A malaprop would be for me to write about the great “tall tales” in my new book Exploring Asheville. Another example would be to “wrench” the dishes. And then there is the TV character Archie Bunker’s question, What do I look like, an “inferior” decorator?

I suppose the Hungarian founder, Emoke B'Racz, chose the name to express his feeling that it’s an unlikely store in an unlikely place by an unlikely owner at an unlikely time. B’Racz opened the store in 1982 with little more than a hope and a prayer. It was a time when businesses had left the downtown area for suburban malls and building space was nearly rent free. Writing about his store Emoke wrote, As a political exile from a communist country, I cannot overemphasize my passion to provide a space where freedom of expression is supported, where important literature—from authors backed by major publishers to those who self-publish—is available to all, where censorship has no place, where respect and service are practiced daily, where women feel safe, where all are welcome, and where books are the stars.

Today, our goals are the same as the ones we committed to in 1982: to be the best little bookstore in the land; to enjoy what we do while we’re doing it, and to ensure that bookselling remains a fine and noble profession.

Nashville’s writer, Ann Patchett ,[owner of Parnassus Books], in an article for the New York Times, said of the Asheville bookstore, Malaprop’s was the heart and soul of Asheville, NC, when Asheville was a sleepy little hippie town, and it’s still its heart and soul now…, a position Malaprop’s maintained by being unabashedly true to itself.

You can show your support for this independent bookstore by purchasing your copy of Exploring Asheville from them at https://www.malaprops.com/book/9781939285034.

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Must Have Kitchen Tools

You need a new set of tools to survive in the kitchen, and don’t forget the Band-Aids. Is all because of how our foods are packaged or is it just my age? Thank goodness that now we can buy most milk products in bottles, but cartons are still around, and it’s the only way to buy cream. Just try to open those cartons by following the instruction—"press here”.  Forget about it—can’t be done. Go get the saw!

Opening today’s hermetically sealed jars, (pickles, preserves, mayonnaise, etc.) and even the tops of sodas and bottled water would challenge Hercules. Hot water, lid tapping, and table pounding doesn’t get the job done any more. Even the simple and safe looking packages of bacon and what we used to call lunch meat has become defeating. The package instructions read peel from here. It should read peel from hell! Oh, and what about the resealable packages that will not reseal under any circumstances—at least not for me. And God help us and bring the Band-Aids, if you try to open a can of green beans, or some other canned goods, using those pull-to-open rings on the top of the cans. I have visions of amputated fingers. I usually I save my fingers, but don’t always succeed opening the things without the help of some tool. More than once, the only thing that stood between me and dinner has been my hammer and chisel!

I have discovered that continuing to eat requires a new set of kitchen tools.  Luckily, I found most of what I needed in the tool shed.  

Hammer, saw, plyers, screwdriver, etc.

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$4.99 Exploring Asheville eBook

An eBook edition of Exploring Asheville is now available on Amazon, Google Books, Barns & Noble among others. Exploring Asheville includes the website addresses for many of the businesses, organizations, attractions, festivals and other events and activities covered in the book. The eBook advantage is that you can simply click on those URLs rather than manually entering the web addresses into your browser. So even if you purchase a print copy, there is a good reason to spend and extra $4.99 to add the guidebook to your phone or iPad. It will make your life easier—all the things to do an see become just a click away. For example, the chapter on Festivals alone list 14 different website addresses.

Exploring Asheville includes over a hundred stories covering the events and people that fashioned the city's unique character and all the things to do and see in the extraordinary Asheville, North Carolina area complete with addresses, directions, and website URLs. The book unveils Asheville’s mysteries, plus its ghost stories and tales from Appalachian Mountain folklore. If you are already a regular visitor or planning your first trip to Asheville, Exploring Asheville includes everything you need to know to be Asheville Smart. There is so much to do and see in this area-and the new book is a guide to assure that you get the most out of your visits-and to learn why Ashville is called the Weirdest, Happiest, Quirkiest, Most Haunted Place in America, Santa Fe of the East, New Age Capital of the World, Paris of the South, Sky City, Beer City USA, and Land of the Sky. Discover its many secrets, mysteries, and legends-some factual, some alleged, some exaggerated and some hard to believe at all!

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Exploring Asheville--Table of Contents

As a review of the table of contents conveys, my new book, Exploring Asheville, is more than just a list of things to do in this unique city and its neighboring areas. I call it the book that has everything you need to know to be Asheville Smart—a guidebook for visitors to get the most out of their Asheville experience. Asheville is more than a place with a lot of things to do and enjoy. It has a rich history filled with extraordinary people who shaped its unique diverse culture. To enjoy the city to the fullest you need to know a little about its history, festivals, mysteries, myths, folklore and love of music and art.

CONTENTS

Part OneMoments in the History of the City......……...1
Part One: Introduction......................................................... 3
Asheville Cure....................................................................... 7
Battery Park Hotel................................................................ 9
Biltmore in WWII................................................................ 12
Cold Mountain..................................................................... 14
Edwin Wiley Grove and his Pig Baby........................……… 16
F. Scott Fitzgerald................................................................. 18
George W. Pack.................................................................... 20
Isaac Dickson........................................................................ 22
Lady on the Hill—George Vanderbilt’s Biltmore........……... 24
Rafael Guastavino Moreno...........................................……..27
O. Henry............................................................................... 29
Thomas Wolfe........................................................................ 31
Thunder Road........................................................................33

Part TwoThings to Do and See.............................……...35
Part Two: Introduction.......................................................… 37
Asheville Downtown..........................................................….39
Arcade Building................................................................…..42
Asheville Urban Trail......................................................... ….44
Antique Car Museum.........................................................….47
Antique Shopping...............................................................…50
Apple Valley........................................................................….53
Arboretum..........................................................................….55
Axe Throwing.....................................................................….58
Basilica of St. Lawrence.....................................................…..60
Bears.......................................................................................62
Biltmore Village..................................................................... 64
Biltmore Visit Tips............................................................... 66
Blue Ghost Fireflies.............................................................…69
Botanical Gardens..............................................................….71
Drum Circle........................................................................…73
Cheese Country................................................................…...75
Chocolates...........................................................................…77
City Hall................................................................................ 79
Cradle of Forestry..............................................................…..81
Crossroads Monument......................................................…. 84
Cycling with Bears..........................................................…… 86
Dog Welcome Center.........................................................… 89
Dr. Elizabeth Blackwell......................................................….91
Fall Season..............................................................................93
Festivals and Events..........................................................…..96
Flatiron Building..............................................................…105
Folk Art Center................................................................…107
French Broad River............................................................. 109
Glass blowing...................................................................…112
Halloween Room.............................................................…114
Hot Springs..........................................................................116
Immortal Image................................................................... 118
Miniature Golf.................................................................….120
Mining for Gems...............................................................…122
Motorcycle Museum.......................................................…...125
Mountain Golf................................................................…. 127
Mural Trail.......................................................................….129
Musical Heritage..............................................................….132
Pinball Museum................................................................…134
Radio Museum..................................................................…136
Rat Alley............................................................................…138
River Arts District.............................................................…140
Rooftop views...................................................................... 142
S&W Building......................................................................145
Sister Bad Habit................................................................…148
Stepping Out........................................................................150
Tiny Doors.......................................................................…152
Trains...............................................................................….153
Wake Foot Sanctuary......................................................……155
White Horse....................................................................…..157
Wildlife Park...................................................................…. .159
White Squirrels...............................................................…...161
Wine Country.................................................................…..163

Part ThreeParanormal Events, Mysteries,
and Ghost Stories.....................................................…..
167

Part Three: Introduction................................................…169
Chicken Alley.....................................................................171
Church Ghosts.................................................................. 174
Brown Mountain Mystery..............................................… 176
Byrish Haus Ghost............................................................. 178
Ghost Tours........................................................................180
Great Book Heist................................................................182
Helen’s Bridge.....................................................................184
Hope Diamond...................................................................187
L.E.M.U.R.—Paranormal Research.............................….. 190
Reynolds Ghost..................................................................192
Room 545...........................................................................194
Mysterious Seely’s Castle...............................................…..196
Naked Ghost......................................................................199
Subterranean Asheville...................................................….201
Tapping Ghosts..................................................................203
Witches Tree...................................................................…205
Visiting Ghost....................................................................208

Part FourTall Tales from the Rocking
Chair Porch.....................................................................
211
Part Four: Introduction...................................................… 213
Chimney Rock Gold...........................................................215
Cow Counting.....................................................................218
Christmas Spiders...........................................................….221
Doctor’s Advice...............................................................….224
Nail Soup.............................................................................227
Old Blue...............................................................................230
One Way Cyclist...................................................................232
Rocking Chair Wish............................................................ 235
Ruinous Wish...................................................................…237
Simpson’s Hearing...........................................................….243
Siren of the Broad...........................................................….245
Special Circumstance......................................................…..248
Valley of the Cross............................................................….251

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My 2021 Christmas Gift

This was one of those Christmas holidays when our entire family was together. Katherine, her husband, Tom, plus two boys, one girl, and two labs {Rummy and Leeloo] and Stephen and wife, Robin, plus 3 girls and two French bulldogs [Cleo and Pearl]—all the grandchildren are young adults.

While I treasured all of the Christmas gifts I received, one gift sticks out as irreplaceable. I don’t expect to have it ever again. I’m a wine lover, an affliction I share with my son, Stephen. (And I must admit that his wine cave is bigger than mine.)

My favorite French Bordeaux is Château Cheval Blanc from the Saint Emilion Region. Stephen brought a 1964 bottle as my Christmas gift, however, to be shared. That is a 58 year old bottle of wine. The wine was older than anyone gathered for Christmas with the exception, of course, for yours truly and wife, Martha. One of the characteristics of an old Grand Cru is that it has a bit of the earth in its nose and taste. You know that this wine was made from grapes that grew out of the earth because they bring a little of their “terroir” with them—some call it the taste of the forest floor, Virginia tobacco or leather. It was a remarkable, beautiful wine with a hint of cherry. The experience brought with it the knowledge that we were enjoying what could be the last bottle, or certainly one of the last bottles, to exist—forever!

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Chicken Alley

The story of Chicken Alley appears in my new book, Exploring Asheville, Its History, Attractions, Mysteries, Ghosts and Tall Tales.

One of the most haunted streets in Asheville is less than a mile from the Arcade Building. It is just off Woodfin Street. It is actually an alley, Chicken Alley, a narrow walkway between North Lexington Avenue and Carolina Lane. As you approach the alley, you will pass by Building #6 on Woodfin Street with its tiny mouse doors. But the landmark that will announce your arrival will be the giant Chicken Mural painted by Asheville artist, Molly Must. While the mural celebrates the area’s rich agricultural heritage, it is the ghost of Dr. Jamie Smith that attracts many of the alley’s visitors.

In the late 1800s, Ashville had a rough and raunchy side. Asheville’s nearby forest and the navigable French Broad River fostered a growing logging industry in the area, and Asheville was where loggers went for entertainment and “good times.” And the Broadway Tavern at Chicken Alley was one of their favorite spots. Asheville’s Dr. Jamie Smith was one of its prominent physicians, although on the side he is said to have counted many of the loggers among his clients for treatment of injuries and social disorders. He too enjoyed the “good times” and was a regular at the tavern. Dr. Smith stood out from the other men in route to and from the tavern for his unusual attire—a wide-brimmed black fedora hat and long duster style coat with a silver topped cane in one hand and a medicine bag in the other. On his last visit to Chicken Alley’s Broadway Tavern, Doctor Smith met his end. He arrived just as a bar brawl raged and while trying to stop the fighting, he was stabbed in the heart and died instantly. A year later in 1903, the tavern was destroyed by fire.

People say that things die slowly in the quartz laden mountains—especially those who meet a tragic or untimely end. So it seems with Dr. Jamie Smith—his spirit lingers. Late at night (since his death in 1902—now well over 100 years) those who live in Chicken Alley and people passing through it have reported hearing a cane tapping on the pavement or seeing a man lurking in the alley—a man in a long coat and wide brimmed fedora and a silver topped cane.

[Author’s Note: Some say Doctor Smith’s spirit is looking for revenge, but most locals say he just wants another drink before departing his earthly bonds. As for the mouse doors, they are the subject of another story.]

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Bring Out The Black Eyed Peas--Its New Year's Day

Author Adrian Miller, writing about the origins of the New Year’s tradition of eating black eyed peas wrote:

the recipe for an enduring tradition: Take one part European superstition, one part West African culinary memory, one part cultural exchange, combine in the antebellum South, and let simmer for a couple of centuries.

His point is that there is no clear single source for the tradition. Many people point to the Civil war for its origin. Prior to the war, black eyed peas were grown as food for livestock. Because of their lowly reputation, the Union Army troops of General Sherman ignored the fields and silos of black-eyed peas while razing or confiscating other crops. During the harsh winter, Confederate soldiers and Southern families survived on the remaining stocks of black eyed peas. Thus, they became a symbol of good fortune and prosperity.

However, researchers point out that similar foods were eaten to mark celebratory events as early as 500 BC. Nevertheless, there is little doubt about who brought the black eye pea to the American table. West Africans brought to this country came with their “culinary memory” of the dish and transitioned it from cow feed to a staple of the Southern diet in dishes like Hoppin’ John, Greens and Peas with Pork, Cabbage and Peas, etc.—often accompanied by cornbread and tomatoes.

When it comes to eating black eyed peas on New Year’s, most of us are like author Miller who wrote:

I know that I’m supposed to do it, but I’m not sure why. Yet I still endeavor to eat those lucky beans every year. For some reason, they always taste like hope.

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Christmas Spiders

A Tall Tale from my book, Exploring Asheville as told from Applewood Manor’s Rocking Chair Porch

It was snowing and we already had a good six inches on the ground. I was standing on the Rocking Chair Porch watching some of the younger guests building a snowman. I say younger, but you must understand that for someone in their seventies pushing eighty, people in their thirties, or heck, even forties, qualify as young. Dr. Cornelius Burgos, a retired Church of Christ minister, was also on the porch. He and his wife moved to Florida when Dr. Burgos retired, and this year, missing the seasonal changes, they decided to spend winter in the mountains.

It was that time of the year when people are starting to decorate their homes for Christmas. There were Christmas trees for sale on just about every vacant lot in the city. Holiday shopping was getting in high gear. You could feel the excitement as people counted down the days to Christmas. So, it was only natural that the minister and I started talking about Christmas. I asked Dr. Burgos if the commercialism bothered him. “Sometimes,” I said, “the real reason for Christmas seems to get lost in the excitement of tree decorating and all the gift giving and getting.”

Dr. Cornelius Burgos’s face seem to light up at the question and he said, “Not at all, my friend. I consider it wonderful. Trees and particularly evergreens have been a symbol of growth, death, and rebirth throughout the ages. They represent the joy of life God has endowed us with. And Christmas is a celebration of gift giving. After all, Christ was a gift—the greatest gift of all. I’m sure you remember the words— “For God so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son.”

Dr. Burgos continued. “Throughout the ages Christmas has been about giving. To help the children of our Church understand that we give Christmas gifts and decorate our Christmas trees to celebrate the birth of Christ, I tell them the Ukraine story of the Christmas Spiders. Would you like to hear it?”

“Sure,” I said.

“Well, there are variations, but the one I was taught in my village goes like this”:

Once upon a time, a poor mother lived with her children in a small home. Outside their house was a tall pine tree from which a pinecone dropped and started to grow from the soil. The children had heard stories of people decorating trees to honor Christ on his birthday. So, they tended to it, ensuring that it would continue to grow and be strong until it became tall enough to be a Christmas tree to take inside their home.

On Christmas Eve, the tree was up, and the mother got busy cleaning the house for the most wonderful day of the year—the day of the year on which the Christ child was born. Not a speck of dust was left. Even the spiders had been banished to a corner in the ceiling to avoid the housewife's cleaning. Unfortunately, the family was poor and even though they had their Christmas tree, they had no gifts to go under it. Nor could they afford ornaments to decorate it in celebration of Christ’s birthday. The spiders, another of God’s beloved creatures, heard the sobs of the children as they went to bed and decided they would not leave the tree bare. So, the spiders created beautiful webs on the Christmas tree as their gift, decorating it with elegant and beautiful silky patterns.

When the children woke up early on Christmas morning and saw their beautiful tree, they were jumping with excitement. God was pleased, and as the rays of the sun shone on the tree his blessing for what the children and spiders had done in his Son’s name, turned the webs into glittering silver and gold making the Christmas tree dazzle and sparkle with a magical twinkle. Thus, the blessed family never suffered from want again. And, to this day, gold and silver colored tinsel decorates Christmas trees all over the world, and we exchange gifts to celebrate the birthday of Christ.

Merry Christmas To All!

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The Mark Rollins Adventure Series: 

  • Mark Rollins’ New Career & the Women’s Health Club

  • Mark Rollins and the Rainmaker

  • Mark Rollins and the Puppeteer

  • The Claret Murders, a Mark Rollins Adventure

  • Diversion, a Mark Rollins Adventure

  • Beyond Visual Range, a Mark Rollins Adventure

 Professional Guidance and Travel Genre:

  • The Language of Excellence

  • Stories from Applewood Manor

  • Exploring Asheville (Prerelease orders)

Southern Cornbread Dressing Recipe

This post is especially for the many newcomers (folks from California and New York) who don’t know how to make the most important Thanksgiving dish on a southern dinner table. It is, of course, the “dressing” that accompanies the Turkey. Not just any dressing, but good ole Southern cornbread dressing and gravy! Some folks still call this dish “Turkey Stuffing” even though most of us no longer actually cook a stuffed Turkey. The recipe below has been handed down for at least three generations in the Collins family and will keep about twenty people happy at Thanksgiving. For more or less just adjust the recipe accordingly.

  • Prepare two large skillets of cornbread-about 8 cubs. I use Martha White Self-rising Cornmeal Mix. Make in advance, break apart, and let it try dry out for two or three days.

  • Dry out a few slices of white bread, remove the edges, and tear into small pieces—enough for two cups.

  • Crumble the cornbread into a large mixing bowl. Add the pieces of white bread.

  • Sauté 2 large onions (chopped) and an equal amount of celery in butter. When tender, melt an additional stick of butter in the same pan and then mix the onions, celery and the added butter into the cornbread mixture.

  • To the above mixture, add the following and mix thoroughly:

  • 2 tsp. of poultry seasoning

  • Four Chopped boiled eggs

  • Two cups of chicken stock

  • Two raw eggs

  • Dust with pepper and salt

The mixture should moist. If it seems too dry, add more melted butter or stock. Transfer to baking pans or casserole dishes. I use disposable aluminum pans and transfer the finished cornbread dressing to serving dishes when ready to serve. Bread is a great insulator, so it will take longer to bake than you expect to thoroughly heat the dressings to a safe temperature of 165 degrees (200 degrees is even better), and that may take an hour or longer depending on the depth of the mixture in the banking dishes. The mixture should not be deeper than one and a half or 2 inches in each banking dish. Bake at 325 degrees. Do the cooking ahead of time, and reheat to warm your dressing when you are ready to serve. The cooked dressing can be refrigerated and even frozen to serve later.

Now for the Gravy that people rave about. The truth is, my closely guarded secret gravy receipt (handed down from my mother) is nothing more than Campbell’s Cream of Chicken Soup thinned slightly with chicken stock and milk or cream, and to which small handful of Turkey meat bits has been added for a real homemade look.

Finally if you and your dish are traveling on Thanksgiving, remember time passes faster and the drive seems shorter listening to an audio book. All of my Mark Rollins Adventure mysteries are available on Audible and Amazon. The most recent, Beyond Visual Range, was the NYC Big Book 2022 Award’s Distinguished Favorite in Military Fiction.

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Ask your independent bookstore about the latest book by Tom Collins, Stories from Applewood Manor—Explore Asheville, North Carolina’s History. Mysteries, Ghosts, and Tall Tales. For signed copies of books by Tom Collins, go to TomCollinsAuthor.com. Ebook and print editions are also available on Amazon, Google Play, Apple iBooks, Barnes & Noble, Smashwords, and other online bookstores. Audio editions are available on Amazon, iTunes and directly from Audible.com. The latest book, Exploring Asheville, was the 2022 winner of the Independent Press Award and the NYC Big Book Award for its literary category. My novel, Beyond  Visual Range, was NYC Big Book 2022 Award’s Distinguished Favorite in Military Fiction. 

Audible Audio Editions of My Books

Did you know that all six Mark Rollins Adventure Mysteries are currently available as Audible audio editions? If you are planning a car trip during the holidays or anytime for that matter, audio books will make the journey shorter—or at least make it seem shorter.

Of course, they are also available in print (both hard cover and paperback) as well as digital. All of formats are available on Amazon.com. The quickest way to get to all my books is to go to the Tom Collins author page on Amazon.com. All formats are list for each book. Print copies are also available from your independent bookstore. And signed copies are available on TomCollinsAuthor.com. While there is more to come, here are the current books in the series:

Mark Rollins’ New Career & the Woman’s Health Club
Mark Rollins Adventure
Book one

Rollins becomes the owner of an unusual business born out of boredom rather than the necessity to earn a living. It is an exclusive club for very wealthy women of Nashville. An investment-banker husband of one of the fitness club members is reported missing. Rollins with the aid of his loyal team of computer wizards sets out to solve the mystery. The clues suggest foul play, but Rollins discovers that this money man is running for his life—and his hunters are not far behind.

Mark Rollins and The Puppeteer & Mark Rollins and the Rainmaker
Mark Rollins Adventures
Book two and three

Drawing from thirty years of experience, the author’s two law firm mysteries open the doors on a world of greed, lust, crime, and mystery.  In the Rainmaker someone wants to kill the law firm’s public face—its rainmaker. In the Puppeteer, a lawyer and rising political star dies in Nashville’s, notorious Printer Alley with a bullet through his head!

 The Claret Murders
a Mark Rollins Adventure
Book four

It's Nashville ... with a devastating flood, a beautiful lawyer, a deadly secret, and wine to kill for. An old man finished a glass of wine--his favorite claret--went to bed and died. Now more than fifty years later, a Nashville attorney, Ann Sims, prepares to auction off his estate--a derelict old mansion with its forgotten secret. Sims is living with a secret of her own, a secret that could cost her the fortune she is to inherit and end her career. Afraid, for good reason, of the possessive and greedy men in her life, she turns to Mark Rollins for protection.

Diversion
a Mark Rollins Adventure
Book five

Diversion is the unlawful channeling of pharmaceuticals from legal sources to the illicit marketplace. The bucolic area around Manchester and Tullahoma, Tennessee, is becoming infested with pill mills selling prescriptions for cash. That area is home to the Bonnaroo Music Festival and the propulsion test facilities at the Arnold Air Force Base that are essential to keep military drones flying in the war against terrorism. Both the Bonnaroo fans and the testing facilities are targets the country's enemies are willing to die for.

Beyond Visual Range
a Mark Rollins Adventure
Book six

The Outer Space Treaty prohibits nuclear, biological, or chemical weapons from being placed in or used from Earth’s orbit. What no one could have imagined was that mankind would conceive of the simplest weapon ever deployed – one with extinction power – to launch from space. The military named this weapon “Rods from God.” And yet, it is not nuclear, biological, or chemical. Two women drone pilots battle in outer space to defend their country from a rogue military element threatening to overthrow the government. One is a former fighter pilot who, after a crash, now flies from a wheelchair.

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Old Guy Disease

I have not posted in a while, and you may have wondered why. It seems I’m suffering from an episode of “Old Guy Disease.” Old Guy Disease” or “OGD” is one of those things that flares up periodically shutting you down. Hopefully one manages to work through the episode sometime with the help of doctors, physical therapy or just with pure grit. However, ODG never goes away. It only goes into remission until the next occurrence of OGD slaps you down again. Eventually, however, cumulative episodes of Old Guy Disease can develop into a full blown case of “Get off my Lawn Disease”. That’s when our neighbors begin describing us as the grouchy old man next door.

As for my Old Guy Episode, I was minding my own business. I did not fall. I did not pick up something heavy. I certainly did not get a kitten. I did nothing to deserve my OGD unless it was 80 years of exposure to gravity. On September 6th I got a pain in my left leg. It was uncomfortable but no big deal. It started, as Forrest Gump would say, in the buttocks and migrated to the inter thigh. It did not stay that way, unfortunately. Day by day, the pain, and electric like shock, migrated further and further down the leg. And the intensity of the pain increased, until, by the 26th of September, I was in a wheelchair. On the scale of 1 to 10, my degree of pain was an eleven. There was no relief—no position gave me any relief. Sleep was out of the question.

The problem was not, and is not, in my legs, but in my back! An MRI on October 13 disclosed that nerve roots in the spine (L3/4 and L4/5) were being compressed. The brain was interpreting the signals (screams) from the smashed nerves as pain in the legs. That pain was compounded by leg muscles tightening into nots in response to more brain messages telling the muscles that they needed to step up and protect the legs

I had an epidural on October 4th and started physical therapy on October 11th. These have made a difference, but the OGD episode is not over! The pain is less but still there. Each therapy session seems be a step toward healing. And I plan another epidural soon. Surgery appears out of the question—too big, and too dangerous and, if I did survive, recovery would be too difficult. Hopefully with medication, physical therapy, and epidurals I can make it to remission and avoid full blown “Stay Out of my Lawn” condition.

I’m not the only one with OGD. I recently heard that D. C. Altenbern suffered an OGD episode that put him in the hospital for several days. The way I heard it, it all started with a new cat—a kitten. That, in and of itself, is enough to bring on an OGD flare up. People over a certain age should never get a kitten or a puppy—never, never, never. Grand-Kittens and grand-puppy are allowed as long as the visit is a short one. At any rate, back to the story; the kitten gets lose from its cage in the middle of the night. Altenbern reliving his youth gives chase. He trips over the rug he had forgotten about. Forgetting is another Old Guy Disease symptom. [Author’s note: The rug was rolled up to prevent the kitten from thinking it was just the place to relieve itself.]

The trip on the rug sent Altenbern flying. Unfortunately, as he sailed through the air like the man on the flying trapeze the banister to the stairs was in his flight path. He landed headfirst nearly taking out the newel post—lights out (Luckily, he was wearing pajamas)! When he eventually came around regaining consciousness (blood everywhere from his head wound) he did what every married man throughout the ages has done in such situations—He yelled for his wife! And of course, as always, she took care of everything. I understand he is back home, recovered from his concussion. The house has been repaired, and hopefully the Altenberns have given the kitten away (but probably not). 

Fall Foliage

If you want to see the magical colors of fall foliage in Western North Carolina this is the time to plan your visit with a stay in Asheville’s premiere bed and breakfast inn, Applewood Manor. The color change starts toward the end of September and early October. For more about the excitement of Fall in Asheville and Applewood Manor go to https://www.applewoodmanor.com/stories/our-fall-season

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WE WILL NEVER FORGET!

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Progress requires history. We tell it, write it, paint it, carve it, cast it, and memorialize it, for the future—to learn from it. Without our history, without a record of accomplishments, shortcomings, tragedies, and failures, there is no progress!

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Ask your independent bookstore about the latest book by Tom Collins, Stories from Applewood Manor—Explore Asheville, North Carolina’s History. Mysteries, Ghosts, and Tall Tales. For signed copies of books by Tom Collins, go to TomCollinsAuthor.com. Ebook and print editions are also available on Amazon, Google Play, Apple iBooks, Barnes & Noble, Smashwords, and other bookstores. Audio editions are available on Amazon, iTunes and directly from Audible.com.

2021 River Swing Event and Auction

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The 18th annual River Swing event takes place September 18, 2021 at River Circle Farm in Franklin Tennessee from 6:00 pm to 10:00pm. It is not to late to purchase event tickets. The annual event and auction raise a third of the operating funds that enable the Harpeth Conservancy to carry out its mission of protecting Tennessee’s rivers and clean water.

The auction is accessed in person for attendees and on-line as well. So even if you are unable to attend the event you can participate in the auction. The auction is scheduled to be open online by September 12th. To sign up for the online auction and get the internet link go to https://harpethconservancy.org/river-swing/ between September 12th and 18th.

To celebrate the publication of my new book, Stories from Applewood, my wife and I have contributed three items for the auction. If you are a lover of great wines, you will not want to miss the opportunity to bid on two first-growth wines from our private collection.

  • A 1994 bottle of Chateau Margaux: This Premier Grand Cru Classe is one of Bordeaux's most famous wine estates. The 1994 is a classic, long lived Bordeaux—consistently rated excellent to superb.

  • A 1995 bottle of Chateau Angelus: The most highly desired wine out of the St. Emilion region of Bordeaux—a Premier Grand Cur Classe.

Each of the wines come with a copy of my new book, Stores from Applewood Manor. And you can also bid on two prepaid nights at Applewood Manor. The historic Manor (Circa 1912) is Asheville North Carolina’s premier luxury bed and breakfast inn. The auction is a wonderful way to support the Harpeth Conservancy’s mission to restore and protect clean water and healthy ecosystems of Tennessee rivers while taking advantage of some super bargains—so happy bidding!

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Ask your independent bookstore about the latest book by Tom Collins, Stories from Applewood Manor—Explore Asheville, North Carolina’s History. Mysteries, Ghosts, and Tall Tales. For signed copies of books by Tom Collins, go to TomCollinsAuthor.com. Ebook and print editions are also available on Amazon, Google Play, Apple iBooks, Barnes & Noble, Smashwords, and other bookstores. Audio editions are available on Amazon, iTunes and directly from Audible.com.

Applewood Manor’s Porches

The word from Asheville is “Finished”—the final nail has been driven; the final brush of paint has been stroked. Applewood Manor’s porches, including my favorite, the Rocking Chair Porch, have been fully restored for the enjoyment of guest. Part 5 of my Stories from Applewood Manor is titled Tall Tales from Applewood’s Rocking Chair Porch. It includes stories like The Hearing Test below:

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I was back on the Rocking Chair Porch at Applewood Manor after a wonderful breakfast and a morning nap. It was one of those perfect shirt sleeve days you get in the fall. There was four of us—me, Willie Underwood, Doc Thomason, and someone from New York, who along with his wife, was spending the weekend at Applewood. His wife was off shopping, and he didn’t have anything better to do than join us on the Rocking Chair Porch.

Willie was showing us his new six-hundred-dollar hearing aids. He was telling us how much money he saved since the ones his doctor had proposed were over $3,000. After a few minutes of hearing aid discussion, Doc said all the talk reminded him of a patient of his. His name was Gary Simpson and he had what he called a winery on Black Mountain. Gary Simpson, he said, was one of those men who was never in doubt even when he was dead wrong about something. Doc explained that Gary’s lumbago was acting up and he wanted something for the pain. Doc prescribed some anti-inflammatory and muscle relaxers. With the lumbago taken care of, Simpson told the doctor that he and his wife seem to be having a communication problem and he wondered if his wife was losing her hearing. Doc went on to explain how he gave him instructions for testing her hearing. Then Doc did what he always does to us. He gets our interest up and then just stops like he is at the end of the story. Doc leaned back in his rocker playing with an unlit cigar in his mouth. Finally, I said, “Come on, Doc, what’s the rest of the dang story?”

The Doc said, “Well, about a week later, Simpson was back in my office. I figured he just wanted more muscle relaxers, but I was mighty anxious to find out about the hearing problem. So, I asked him how the testing of his wife’s hearing had gone. And this is what he explained to me exactly as he told it:

“That’s why I’m here, Doc. I found out the problem alright! I did exactly what you told me to do. I was standing in the doorway to the kitchen and Mary Jane was across the room with her back to me standing in front of our stove. So, I called out to her. ‘Mary Jane what are we having for dinner?’ There was no reaction.

So, I crossed over to the center of the kitchen and I called out to her again. ‘Mary Jane, what’s for dinner?’ Still, there was no reaction. She continued doing whatever she was doing at the old stove.

I took two more big steps toward her and called out for the third time. But it was the same. She kept doing whatever she was doing.

So, I got up even closer. I was not more than eight feet away and I called out to her. This time I kicked it up a little louder and practically yelled, ‘Mary Jane, what’s for dinner?’

This time she bolted straight up, snapped around to face me, and put those hands of hers on her hips like she does when she is really irritated at me. And do you know what she said to me, Doc? “

She said, “You darn fool. I done told you three times, I’m cooking this chicken for dinner!”

Doc had this big smile on his face as he leaned back in his rocker and said to ceiling, “Yep, old Gary Simpson found out the problem with Mary Jane’s hearing alright!”

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The historic Applewood Manor (Circa 1912) is Asheville North Carolina’s
premier luxury bed and breakfast style boutique hotel.
For signed copies of Stories from Applewood Manor, that explores Asheville, North Carolina’s History, Mysteries, Ghosts, and Tall Tales, as well as other books by Tom Collins, go to TomCollinsAuthor.com. Unsigned print and eBook editions are available on Amazon, Google Play, Apple iBooks, Barnes & Noble, Smashwords, and other online bookstores. Audio editions are available on Amazon, iTunes and directly from Audible.com.
Published by I-65 North, Inc.

 

Our New Grand Puppy

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We have a new grand puppy--that makes four grand dogs. The existing three include Cleo and Pearl, Stephen and Robin’s French Bull Dogs and Leeloo, Katherine and Tom Davis’s black Lab. The newcomer is a yellow Lab named Rummy. At least, that is the current nickname that Katherine and Tom have given her. Her full name is Rumble Boogie.

For those who don’t remember what it is like to bring a puppy home, Katherine reports that no one in her house has had a full night’s sleep since they took delivery about a week ago. Last night was the worst since Rummy discovered a dead field mouse in the back yard and ATE IT!

Aside from being grossed out, the family was up most of the night making sure that she didn’t have any ill effects. Which they were expecting. Yes, there were calls to the vet, whose advice was to feed her white rice and watch her for 24 hours in case the mouse might have succumbed to poison. The 24 hours are up and so is the puppy—no worse as a result of her dietary preference. In fact, reports are that she keeps returning to the mouse spot apparently looking for another delicious dead treat

Well, I suppose puppies keep you young!

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For signed copies of books by Tom Collins, go to TomCollinsAuthor.com. Unsigned print and eBook editions are available on Amazon, Google Play, Apple iBooks, Barnes & Noble, Smashwords, and other online bookstores. Audio editions are available on Amazon, iTunes and directly from Audible.com. Check out the latest book by Tom Collins, Stories from Applewood Manor, that explores Asheville, North Carolina’s History, Mysteries, Ghosts, and Tall Tales.  
Published by I-65 North, Inc.